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From the REPublic: Eyes up here, buddy.

January 4, 2012

I’m no prude, but I’m often times shocked at the number of times I feel like either lowering my head to meet my buyer’s gaze (“hellooo? I’m up here!”) or simply reaching over and bumping his chin up with my fist (gently, people… not like an uppercut).  I know I’m not alone. Over at Wine […]

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…that little white sweater top…

December 6, 2011

Oh hello Winebuyer, Interesting to hear from you on a Saturday of all days… I wouldn’t have answered your call if I’d known it was you, but you were apparently calling from your home, not your place of business or your cell as per usual. You saw my car when you were on your run […]

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and I’m not going back.

September 23, 2011

Allow me to set the scene… Last stop of the day with a brand new account. I’d met him once very briefly, earlier that week when I made this appointment. The buyer is perhaps in his late 60’s, restaurant owner, very proud of himself and his “signature” macadamia nut crusted salmon and wasabi mashed potato […]

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