memo

please read thoroughly

September 28, 2011

Dear Winebuyer, I know you’re very busy, and I respect the fact that you would like to keep our communications to a once-monthly appointment and then email exclusively beyond that. That’s fine, it saves us both time, and I’m all for electronic communication. But the thing is, you don’t actually READ the whole email. If [...]

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A brief note…

September 7, 2011

Dear Winebuyer, You are always right and I am always wrong. This is actually complete bullshit, but I’ll cotinue to live this façade because you buy $7000 worth of product from me each month. However, should these numbers drop, I have every intention of letting you know how much of a dumbshit you are. Furthermore, [...]

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