A brief note…

September 7, 2011 · 1 comment

Dear Winebuyer,

You are always right and I am always wrong.

This is actually complete bullshit, but I’ll cotinue to live this façade because you buy $7000 worth of product from me each month. However, should these numbers drop, I have every intention of letting you know how much of a dumbshit you are. Furthermore, I have kept written record of each of these instances wherein I was right and you were wrong to present to you should this day ever come. In the meantime, please know that I have very little respect for you or your palate, but I do respect your large buying budget and your unfairly obvious preferential treatment of me and my book over other reps.

 

Best,

Wine Rep

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