Allow me to introduce myself… I am your wine rep. Well, one of many of course… I’m highly aware of my competition. Here is my portfolio, and my business card. I will no doubt have to give you the same portfolio at least seven times this quarter, and I’m not even sure why I will [...]
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we lowly sales reps have plenty to say about our well-loved and highly-respected winebuyers. please feel free to share your own winebuyer letters.wine rep tweets
- me:"you mean, because it's light in body, and tastes varietally correct?" WB:"well yeah, sort of..." 1 week ago
- WB:"It's not that I don't like it, but it doesn't fit the profile of what my customers are looking for in a $36 Pinot Noir..." 1 week ago
- or maybe that's just me. #toocoldtoocold 1 month ago
- if you were to say "ice" twice to yourself while packing the winebag, you'd probably have Vanilla Ice stuck in your head for the entire day. 1 month ago
- dear waitress, I'm not your "sweetie" or "hon" or "dear" or any other term of endearment you can come up with. please. just. stop. 2 months ago
- @ridesmith right so now I have to do my job and train new winebuyer. I should just create a manifesto: "how not to be a douchebag winebuyer" 2 months ago
- RT @UnBoulevardier: @dearwinebuyer new guys always swallow... 2 months ago
- text from the old winebuyer at new establishment: "come see me... I want to spend some money on your book." ah, now we're talking. 2 months ago
- me to new winebuyer: "have you tried... spitting?" 2 months ago
- new winebuyer: "I prefer it if you make an appointment, I just can't taste with more than two reps in the middle of the day. I'd be drunk!" 2 months ago
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